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best conversation ever (So far)
Odist/Odila Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:35 am
[00:17:36] Nicola Fullam: Y'know... No one would notice if someone died in a gym
[00:18:02] Bambi~<3: Why not?
[00:18:33] Nicola Fullam: I saw a guy lying on the floor for a good half hour, before I walked over and asked if he was okay
[00:19:06] Nicola Fullam: He was he was strengthening his arse but to be honest I thought he was either dead or dying, he must've had the most subtle breathing this planet has come up with thus far
[00:19:53] Bambi~<3: Haha that'd be kinda cool..
[00:20:01] Bambi~<3: I mean, finding a dead guy in a gym.
[00:20:03] Nicola Fullam: Yeah
[00:20:06] Nicola Fullam: everyone walks past
[00:20:06] Bambi~<3: Why the heck were you in a gym?!
[00:20:10] Nicola Fullam: o.o
[00:20:15] Nicola Fullam: less flab, stronger muscles
[00:20:23] Nicola Fullam: I realised that my muscles were
[00:20:25] Nicola Fullam: lacking
[00:20:28] Nicola Fullam: dramatically
[00:21:04] Bambi~<3: Oh I see.
[00:21:11] Nicola Fullam: Yes
[00:21:16] Nicola Fullam: but back to the death in Gym
[00:21:28] Nicola Fullam: I'm wondering if they'd notice they died when they closed
[00:21:33] Nicola Fullam: or when his corpse started to smell
[00:22:11] Bambi~<3: xD When they closed I expect.
[00:22:49] Nicola Fullam: Yeah, but.. what if they only noticed when his body started to actually decompose because
[00:22:53] Nicola Fullam: everyone smells shit in a gym o_o
[00:23:18] Nicola Fullam: they wouldn't notice another guy enthusiastically exercising his arse smelling badly... It's almost expected
[00:23:51] Bambi~<3: xD
[00:24:08] Nicola Fullam: o_o
[00:24:14] Nicola Fullam: So... when the body was actually crumbling
[00:24:17] Nicola Fullam: or he doesn't reply
[00:24:21] Nicola Fullam: or he's reported missing
[00:24:44] Nicola Fullam: "He's not missing, he's exercising his arse up there. " Sir... this man has been dead four days. " Well... that explains it then. "
[00:25:11] Nicola Fullam: That'd be a strange conversation
[00:28:36] Bambi~<3: xDDD That'd be so funny!
[00:29:01] Nicola Fullam: I now want that to happen
[00:29:11] Nicola Fullam: I feel sorry for the bloke who dies while exercising his arse
[00:29:19] Nicola Fullam: but y'know
[00:29:22] Nicola Fullam: it'd be pretty funny
[00:30:47] Bambi~<3: It'd be hilarious!
[00:31:00] Bambi~<3: I wonder if his muscles would be so firm that he wouldn't actually shit himself.
[00:31:12] Bambi~<3: like his bowels would loosen but his anal muscles would be solid.
[00:31:23] Nicola Fullam: Epic shit
[00:31:31] Nicola Fullam: ...
[00:31:35] Nicola Fullam: That was a poor choice of words
[00:31:40] Bambi~<3: Yes it was xD
[00:18:02] Bambi~<3: Why not?
[00:18:33] Nicola Fullam: I saw a guy lying on the floor for a good half hour, before I walked over and asked if he was okay
[00:19:06] Nicola Fullam: He was he was strengthening his arse but to be honest I thought he was either dead or dying, he must've had the most subtle breathing this planet has come up with thus far
[00:19:53] Bambi~<3: Haha that'd be kinda cool..
[00:20:01] Bambi~<3: I mean, finding a dead guy in a gym.
[00:20:03] Nicola Fullam: Yeah
[00:20:06] Nicola Fullam: everyone walks past
[00:20:06] Bambi~<3: Why the heck were you in a gym?!
[00:20:10] Nicola Fullam: o.o
[00:20:15] Nicola Fullam: less flab, stronger muscles
[00:20:23] Nicola Fullam: I realised that my muscles were
[00:20:25] Nicola Fullam: lacking
[00:20:28] Nicola Fullam: dramatically
[00:21:04] Bambi~<3: Oh I see.
[00:21:11] Nicola Fullam: Yes
[00:21:16] Nicola Fullam: but back to the death in Gym
[00:21:28] Nicola Fullam: I'm wondering if they'd notice they died when they closed
[00:21:33] Nicola Fullam: or when his corpse started to smell
[00:22:11] Bambi~<3: xD When they closed I expect.
[00:22:49] Nicola Fullam: Yeah, but.. what if they only noticed when his body started to actually decompose because
[00:22:53] Nicola Fullam: everyone smells shit in a gym o_o
[00:23:18] Nicola Fullam: they wouldn't notice another guy enthusiastically exercising his arse smelling badly... It's almost expected
[00:23:51] Bambi~<3: xD
[00:24:08] Nicola Fullam: o_o
[00:24:14] Nicola Fullam: So... when the body was actually crumbling
[00:24:17] Nicola Fullam: or he doesn't reply
[00:24:21] Nicola Fullam: or he's reported missing
[00:24:44] Nicola Fullam: "He's not missing, he's exercising his arse up there. " Sir... this man has been dead four days. " Well... that explains it then. "
[00:25:11] Nicola Fullam: That'd be a strange conversation
[00:28:36] Bambi~<3: xDDD That'd be so funny!
[00:29:01] Nicola Fullam: I now want that to happen
[00:29:11] Nicola Fullam: I feel sorry for the bloke who dies while exercising his arse
[00:29:19] Nicola Fullam: but y'know
[00:29:22] Nicola Fullam: it'd be pretty funny
[00:30:47] Bambi~<3: It'd be hilarious!
[00:31:00] Bambi~<3: I wonder if his muscles would be so firm that he wouldn't actually shit himself.
[00:31:12] Bambi~<3: like his bowels would loosen but his anal muscles would be solid.
[00:31:23] Nicola Fullam: Epic shit
[00:31:31] Nicola Fullam: ...
[00:31:35] Nicola Fullam: That was a poor choice of words
[00:31:40] Bambi~<3: Yes it was xD
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